VAYRUS

I got a virus that tore my computer apart from the inside out.

My computer has to be completely wiped.

Please, everyone shed a tear for all the (terabytes of) porn lost.
rip in peace
  1. .7 votes
    1. yes
      42.86%
    2. no
        0.00%
    3. whyyyy
      57.14%
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  • Wheres the yes option.

    I want to say yes.
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Posts: 0
    A national tragedy. Our thoughts are with you
    /(?##~##)/
  • 9/07/2015 nevr forget
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • Posts: 0
    NOT THE PORN

    PLEASE
    ANYTHING BUT THE PORN
    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
  • Kerlc said:

    NOT THE PORN

    PLEASE
    ANYTHING BUT THE PORN

    I only cried thrice

    I'm a strong man.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
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    FOR ALL THE PORN THAT HAS FALLEN.
    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • It's the apocalypse.
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
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    It's the apocalypse.

    The aporncolypse.

  • acorncolypse
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Posts: 0

    acorncolypse

    These are dark times ahead of us
    /(?##~##)/
  • Ouch. Was anything recoverable?
    Elmzran said:

    acorncolypse

    These are dark times ahead of us
    Especially if it is the end of days, and beginning of nights.
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • And then it becomes the end of nights.
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • And then it becomes the end of nights.

    What was after that again?
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
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    And then it becomes the end of nights.

    Wenn die Meere und Berge fallen und wir kommen, um am Ende der Tage im Dunkeln höre ich einen Anruf ruft mich dort ich werde dort gehen und wieder zurück.

    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
  • Kerlc said:

    And then it becomes the end of nights.

    Wenn die Meere und Berge fallen und wir kommen, um am Ende der Tage im Dunkeln höre ich einen Anruf ruft mich dort ich werde dort gehen und wieder zurück.

    I see.
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • Ze computer has been completely purged, all that remains is clean, fresh, virgin windows 7.

    Now I can't access the internet from it.

    Why?

    I have no fucking idea.


    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RHYME-ERN
    AND THAT WILL BE HIS SHAME

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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • So you got it to work, I take it?
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • So you got it to work, I take it?

    Victory is an inevitable outcome.

    The journey of a thousand gigabytes (of porn) begins with a single wipe of browser history.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • The smell of a virgin windows 7 is the best.
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Posts: 0

    The smell of a virgin windows 7 is the best.

    Unser Sieg wird so süß wie apfelstrudel sein.

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    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
  • The smell of a virgin windows 7 is the best.

    I keep the bloodied bed-sheet as a girdle around my waist as proof of my conquest.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • Regarding rhymes, how does this sound?

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    LET THE CANDLE BURN
    THUS BEGINNING THE GAME
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • Posts: 0
    Top rhyme 10/10
    /(?##~##)/
  • TEN OUTTA TEN WOULD CAPS AGAIN
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • I also considered something like this, but I'm not sure if it is better:

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    LET THE WORLD BURN
    THUS BEGINNING THE SAME
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • I also considered something like this, but I'm not sure if it is better:

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    LET THE WORLD BURN
    THUS BEGINNING THE SAME

    I like this one a bit more.
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE THY NAME
    THE OLD WORLD WILL BURN
    TO LET ARISE A PHOENIX OF THE SANE

    ame and ane are close enough
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • More:

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    AS THE WORLD BEGAN TO BURN
    JALERN WAS THE ONE WHO CAME

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    BE WARY OF WHAT YOU EARN
    IT IS ALL A GAME

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    THE VENGEANCE SHALL SOON CHURN
    SOON COMES THE PURIFYING FLAME

    GLORY TO JALERN
    HALLOWED BE HIS NAME
    HE WILL MAKE YOU LEARN
    HOW YOU BECAME
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • NO FEE FOR JALERN
    TAXED NOT BE HIS NAME
    YOU HAVE SOME MONEY TO BURN
    IN THE WEALTH HALL OF FAME
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
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