NASA

So I may have an internship with NASA. I was made an offer, and I'm currently figuring out the logistics of spending a few months at the Johnson Space Center. Will post more details soon.
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  • Posts: 0
    Nice. Doing what exactly?
  • Intern things

    AKA Unpaid paper shuffling.
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Sounds exciting. The doing what part is very important.
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • Elmzran [NASA Janitor]
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  • Posts: 1,152
    I get a $6000 stipend. I'll be doing this:
    Student will manage a web development project for the ISS Vehicle Office. The student will continue development of the Integrated Tracking System, including a SQL Database, ASP.NET 4.0 Web API, and C# Web Application. The student will be responsible for the continued development of the software, documentation, and project requirements.
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    Currently still figuring out logistics though. Almost half of that damn stipend will probably be spent on housing, food, and transportation while there.
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  • Buy plain rice.

    Cook plain rice.

    Live off $6000 for the next two centuries.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • Buy plain rice.

    Cook plain rice.

    Live off $6000 for the next two centuries.

    Plain rice is the stuff of legend. Whoever invented plain rice deserves a lifetime supply of plain rice.
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • Buy plain rice.

    Cook plain rice.

    Live off $6000 for the next two centuries.

    Plain rice is the stuff of legend. Whoever invented plain rice deserves a lifetime supply of plain rice.
    Reminds me of this story.

    http://etc.usf.edu/lit2go/72/japanese-fairy-tales/4846/my-lord-bag-of-rice/

    I'm totally putting this in A:CYOA

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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • As I've found out, rice and basically anything go together.
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Posts: 0
    Buy rice and also multivitamin pills so you don't get scurvy.

    Fruit is for suckers.
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    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
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    Kerlc said:

    Buy rice and also multivitamin pills so you don't get scurvy.

    Fruit is for suckers.

    Already got both. Including a few old apples for that sucker status. I'm running out of plain white rice but I thankfully have some brown rice still. The multipurpose rice cooker thing I have is wonderful.
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  • edited April 2016 Posts: 0
    Elm is now closer to becoming the new host of one of those parasitic reptilians that control our world from the shadows. He has been chosen. We may miss you.

    Sieg Zeon.
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  • On NASA, nice. Does the internship come with a mentor?

    On rice, I have to get some more.
    Elmzran said:

    I get a $6000 stipend. I'll be doing this:

    Student will manage a web development project for the ISS Vehicle Office. The student will continue development of the Integrated Tracking System, including a SQL Database, ASP.NET 4.0 Web API, and C# Web Application. The student will be responsible for the continued development of the software, documentation, and project requirements.
    That's surprisingly similar to what I am learning how to do this semester.

    Elm is now closer to becoming the new host of one of those parasitic reptilians that control our world from the shadows. He has been chosen. We may miss you.

    Sieg Zeon.

    I thought that was decided to be done a few years ago?
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • Posts: 0
    Ya'll live under the false assumption that Elm was human to start with.
    He was born as a tree. But got bored and went through a surgery to become a piece of ham. After which he got eaten (and not in the good way), the eater then proceeded to shit out what we now call "Elm".

    gj on nasa tho I'm proud of you bby xoxoxo

    This is still not our universe.
  • Gheiter said:

    Ya'll live under the false assumption that Elm was human to start with.
    He was born as a tree. But got bored and went through a surgery to become a piece of ham. After which he got eaten (and not in the good way), the eater then proceeded to shit out what we now call "Elm".

    That explains so much.
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    Gheiter said:

    Ya'll live under the false assumption that Elm was human to start with.
    He was born as a tree. But got bored and went through a surgery to become a piece of ham. After which he got eaten (and not in the good way), the eater then proceeded to shit out what we now call "Elm".

    That explains so much.
    This was supposed to be private, you fuck. You did forget an important part though, which I won't say.

    On NASA, nice. Does the internship come with a mentor?

    Kinda. I'll be getting assistance from other NASA employees. I'll be left to do what I'm supposed to, but I'll be receiving guidance and help all along the way.
    /(?##~##)/
  • Just make sure to play lots of KSP Mr Tree.
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Posts: 0
    Nice, now we all have someone who can help us get into first colonizing space ships
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  • edited April 2016 Posts: 0
    Deadsoul said:

    Nice, now we all have someone who can help us get into first colonizing space ships

    If any of us were to end up in one of those ships, I would fear for the future of mankind.

    EDIT: As in that I would fear even more for it. We're fucked up enough already.
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  • Deadsoul said:

    Nice, now we all have someone who can help us get into first colonizing space ships

    If any of us were to end up in one of those ships, I would fear for the future of mankind.

    EDIT: As in that I would fear even more for it. We're fucked up enough already.
    The world needs more jalern.

    No, the UNIVERSE needs more jalern.

    My objectively superior genes shall dominate all.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • edited April 2016 Posts: 0
    Population Control through Tenticles

    Jalern 2020
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Population Control through Tenticles

    Jalern 2020

    Best policy ever.
    Jalern has my vote.
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  • End racism now

    By destroying all genetic diversity

    All will become part of my glorious bramble.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • Gheiter said:

    Ya'll live under the false assumption that Elm was human to start with.
    He was born as a tree. But got bored and went through a surgery to become a piece of ham. After which he got eaten (and not in the good way), the eater then proceeded to [swear] out what we now call "Elm".

    gj on nasa tho I'm proud of you bby xoxoxo

    Actually I never assumed Elmzran was human. Wait, is everyone that human-centric around here? Now I am paranoid.
    Elmzran said:

    Gheiter said:

    Ya'll live under the false assumption that Elm was human to start with.
    He was born as a tree. But got bored and went through a surgery to become a piece of ham. After which he got eaten (and not in the good way), the eater then proceeded to [swear] out what we now call "Elm".

    That explains so much.
    This was supposed to be private, you [swear]. You did forget an important part though, which I won't say.

    On NASA, nice. Does the internship come with a mentor?

    Kinda. I'll be getting assistance from other NASA employees. I'll be left to do what I'm supposed to, but I'll be receiving guidance and help all along the way.
    I see. Nice. Unfortunately, some places don't do that.

    On jalern voting, why 2020 and not 2016?
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
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    Jalern 2016-2???

    All hail the tentacle overlord.

    Just make sure to play lots of KSP Mr Tree.

    I'm actually gonna download and get back into it soon. Just to be in the space-mood of things.
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  • Jalern 20XX

    Abolish racism by ending genetic diversity

    End the war on terror by subsuming all religion into combined worship of me

    Everybody gets jobs (tending to the almighty bramble)

    Equality for all (under the heel of my rule)

    I will end gender discrimination by removing genitals. Breeding is for those blessed by the tentacle only.

    Injustice cannot persist in a world where justice no longer exists.

    Saya's for everyone
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • I cannot find anything about mechas of any kind (Be it Gundams, TSFs, Evangelions, Gardes, Kinghtmare Frames or whatever) in your policies, I'm losing faith on Jalern's politentaclical views.

    On a side note, let's hope Elm doesn't accidentally discover some alien secret and gets killed.
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    I'll try my best. If I find any aliens I'll post them here first.
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  • I cannot find anything about mechas of any kind (Be it Gundams, TSFs, Evangelions, Gardes, Kinghtmare Frames or whatever) in your policies, I'm losing faith on Jalern's politentaclical views.

    Giant biomechanical Saya mechas.
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
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