I can finally legally drink in America

In about 6.5 hours after this post, I can finally buy my own drinks in this shit country as a reward for surviving 21 years.
/(?##~##)/

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  • Ayyy how/where are you celebrating?

    Also happy day before birthday.
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • Tank will be so jealous
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • You could've been piss drunk for the last 3 years straight if you were English.

    Congratulations. Savour that first legal pint like the ambrosia of the gods that it is.
  • Tank will be so jealous

    Not really, drinking means death for me
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
  • Tank will be so jealous

    Not really, drinking means death for me
    Hence 'tank will be so jealous'

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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • IS IT EVERYTHING YOU EVER DREAMED OF AND MORE?
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    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
  • Elmzran said:

    In about 6.5 hours after this post, I can finally buy my own drinks in this shit country as a reward for surviving 21 years.

    This is why you need to be born in Europe.
    This is still not our universe.
  • Gheiter said:

    Elmzran said:

    In about 6.5 hours after this post, I can finally buy my own drinks in this shit country as a reward for surviving 21 years.

    This is why you need to be born in Europe.
    Yes but we get to grow up with mexican food.
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
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    Ayyy how/where are you celebrating?

    Also happy day before birthday.

    Went to a swanky ass hidden bar from a few ends that had a century old aesthetic, followed by a more chill bar. Was Monday night, so only had about 4 drinks or so because work in the morning.

    Gheiter said:

    Elmzran said:

    In about 6.5 hours after this post, I can finally buy my own drinks in this shit country as a reward for surviving 21 years.

    This is why you need to be born in Europe.
    Yes but we get to grow up with mexican food.
    True fact. A friend of mine is currently up in Scotland right now. She sent a picture of squeeze guacamole. SQUEEZE GUACAMOLE. Like shitty green paste in a tube.
    /(?##~##)/
  • Elmzran said:


    Gheiter said:

    Elmzran said:

    In about 6.5 hours after this post, I can finally buy my own drinks in this shit country as a reward for surviving 21 years.

    This is why you need to be born in Europe.
    Yes but we get to grow up with mexican food.
    True fact. A friend of mine is currently up in Scotland right now. She sent a picture of squeeze guacamole. SQUEEZE GUACAMOLE. Like shitty green paste in a tube.
    What sort of weirdo willingly goes to Scotland? If she's there though, she needs to try deep fried mars bars. Some places do deep fried icecream too.

    Also we have Mexican food here too. We also have Chinese and Indian food that doesn't taste like complete shit.
  • Fuck you all, serbian and bosnian cooking is best.
    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
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    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.
    /(?##~##)/
  • tell her jalern said hi
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    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • tell her jalern said hi

    and gravybatter aka greater robert AKA POGCHAMP
    "Gas giants don't discriminate. They have gas for everyone." -ASG
  • tell her donald trump said hi
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    image
    [7:45 pm] Kerlc: Being a cuck is great'
    Futanari Loli Nazi Succubus Squad ~☆「Sieg Heil」 Your Heart Into Ecstasy!!
    ふたなり・ロリ・ナチス・サキュバス・スクアッド~☆あなたの心をエクスタシーへ「ジークハイル」しよ!
  • Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
  • Now now, at least heroin is cheap.
    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
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    She hasn't eaten for 3 days apparently, weather must be getting to her.
    /(?##~##)/
  • maybe it was the mars bars...
    "I am sorry but if you don't like cake you're literally hitler
    Like I'm pretty sure an entire chapter of Mein Kampf is all about how much he loathes cake" - Kerlc, 2016

    [3:35:15 AM] Kerlc: they have boobs
    [3:35:18 AM] Kerlc: but they still have 12

    [10:00:19 AM] Kerlc: I actually prefer the penetration
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    Quick tell her that her family loves her and people care for her and that Trainspotting is not an accurate protrayal of scottish society.

    Nobody in scotland does trainspotting. That's an english thing.
    [12:49] William "Tankman": yuri loli spaceshipgirls
    [15:42] Jalern: I want to fuk r63 loli mao
  • Very belated Happy Birthday! How was the experience?
    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
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    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    It can't set if it never rises.
  • Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    It can't set if it never rises.
    Is it more rainy or snowy there?
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
  • Posts: 0

    Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    It can't set if it never rises.
    Is it more rainy or snowy there?
    Rainy. If ever it snows, which isn't often anymore, it's usually pretty slushy.
  • Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    It can't set if it never rises.
    Is it more rainy or snowy there?
    Rainy. If ever it snows, which isn't often anymore, it's usually pretty slushy.
    I see. Is it icy?
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
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    Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    It can't set if it never rises.
    Is it more rainy or snowy there?
    Rainy. If ever it snows, which isn't often anymore, it's usually pretty slushy.
    I see. Is it icy?
    Not really. Only on my car's windows.
  • Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Mokushi said:

    Elmzran said:

    Ooh, I'll let her know about the deep fried mars bars. Also she hates how cold and rainy it is already.

    Welcome to Great Britain! We all forgot what the sun looks like a very long time ago.
    I thought the sun never set there?
    It can't set if it never rises.
    Is it more rainy or snowy there?
    Rainy. If ever it snows, which isn't often anymore, it's usually pretty slushy.
    I see. Is it icy?
    Not really. Only on my car's windows.
    I see.
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
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    Thanks for the belated birthday, was definitely a good one.

    My friend returns from England in 12 days and she'll actually be replacing a couple of my roommates who move out in 9 days. She definitely hasn't seen the sun in a long while and dreads the cold.
    /(?##~##)/
  • Elmzran said:

    Thanks for the belated birthday, was definitely a good one.

    My friend returns from England in 12 days and she'll actually be replacing a couple of my roommates who move out in 9 days. She definitely hasn't seen the sun in a long while and dreads the cold.

    Good to hear things went well.

    I see.
    How do you say no to someone who asks you to say no?
    - Random Question Number 289

    These Random Questions were not paid for by anybody.
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